You know you're playing too much golf (if that's possible) when:(Give yourself 1 point for each yes answer.)
1) Your golf shoes wear out before your street shoes.
2) You put yourself to sleep by replaying your last round.
3) You know all the maintenance men by their full Christian names.
4) You can't park your car in your garage because of the indoor driving range.
5) To you, the definition of an optimist is a golfer at the turn.
6) You may be late for an appointment, but never for a tee time.
7) Your sandals have golf cleats.
8) The only writing utensils you have are golf pencils.
9) You got rid of 140 lbs in order to play more golf (she weighted 120).
10) You take a July golf vacation in Phoenix.
11) If you don't show for golf on Friday, the course sends someone to check on you.
12) You're unable to have a bowel movement unless reading a golf magazine.
13) You can't get the sand out of your hair
1 to 3 points - (consider bowling), 4 to 6 points -- (Beginner), 6 to 10 points -- (Under achiever). 9 to 13 points -- (You need to have your meds adjusted. You need help)